Tag Archives: Life

Breaking the silence

Apologies for the silence on the blogging front over the last few days.  It’s been a manically busy period, with wall-to-wall select committees, as well as heavy constituency business.

Got home last night after midnight after winding up on a statutory instrument taken on the floor of the House.  I tweeted that I had just done a 16 hour day and received a tweet in response telling me that I should feel lucky that I was not a serving soldier in Afghanistan.  I think it came from a soldier’s wife.  She was entirely right and I tweeted back saying so, feeling a little guilty.

Trawling through the blogs, I was surprised to see myself criticised by a Welsh language blogger for reading the Times, on the grounds that “there is almost never anything of interest in it”.

Sometimes you feel you just can’t win.  I sent out a tweet saying as much and was amazed and amused to receive a reply (by now it was 1.00 a.m.) reading:

Wow.. what a criticism of an MP.. to read the Times. Sometimes I think the current Govn’t get their inspiration from the Beano.

What a strange world we inhabit.

Never a truer word

Advertising billboard in railway station.

Aladdin’s cave

I have just read Speaker Bercow’s Hansard Society / Political Studies Association lecture, delivered last evening.  It is a thoughtful piece of work and I recommend it wholeheartedly.

The Speaker may, however, wish he had not inserted the hyperlink in the following tribute to the Parliamentary website:

Finally, in this section, I come to the website. It is simply fantastic and could equally be known as www.aladdinscave.com. It is a resource which should be the envy of legislatures around the world and a tribute to those involved with it.

A click on the link will reveal that it directs to a website maintained by purveyors of somewhat unusual apparel that does not include court dress.

Haute cuisine

From today’s Sunday Times:

Scientists have grown meat in the laboratory for the first time. Experts in Holland used cells from a live pig to replicate growth in a Petri dish.

The advent of so-called “in-vitro” or cultured meat could reduce the billions of tons of greenhouse gases emitted each year by farm animals — if people are willing to eat it.

So far the scientists have not tasted it, but they believe the breakthrough could lead to sausages and other processed products being made from laboratory meat in as little as five years’ time.

I’m sure those “scientists” mean well, but I, for one, would rather turn vegetarian than introduce such ghastly, Frankenstein ordure into my digestive system.

If, of course, in the brave new world that awaits us, it will be still possible to find fresh vegetables that have not been genetically modified with bits of octopus, jellyfish or whatever.

A horse called Eurgain

To Rhos on Sea and the launch of my friend Graham Roberts’s new book Colwyn Bay through Time.

Graham is a noted local historian and his well-researched book of photographs is a sheer delight, showing what a very prosperous and elegant town Colwyn Bay was in the 19th and early 20th centuries and what it could be once again if the European strategic regeneration money is wisely spent.

My favourite of all the illustrations appears on page 36.  It shows a confident and impeccably turned-out gentleman named Jack Jones sitting on his horse, the equally well turned-out and wonderfully named Eurgain, at the bottom of Coed Pella Road sometime around the turn of the 20th century.  A photo below shows the same location in more recent times, with a troop of WRVS volunteers marching past the less than lovely edifice housing the Jobcentre that now occupies the site to the east of the entrance to the road.

If you are a resident of Colwyn Bay or a lover of the town, I thoroughly recommend Graham’s book.  It would make a wonderful Christmas present and can be purchased here.

And no, I’m not on a commission.

Unsung heroes

Abergele surgery today, with a number of heavy appointments.

After it was over, I looked in at a coffee morning organised in aid of the maxillofacial unit at Glan Clwyd hospital.  The event was packed out and raised over £540 in the space of just a couple of hours.

The extraordinary thing about these events is that they are always organised by a core element of precisely the same people.  They support all the good causes in the community and give hours of their time without the expectation of reward, or even recognition.

When people talk of “unsung heroes”, these are the sort of individuals they should have in mind.  They are to be found the length and breadth of the country, organising raffles, street collections, coffee mornings and bring and buys; they are the backbone of our communities and we simply couldn’t function without them.

Oh yes, and there’s water on the Moon

Driving over to the Wirral to speak to Ellesmere Port and Neston Conservatives this evening, I listen to the 6 o’clock news on Radio 4. 

About 25 minutes into the 30 minute bulletin, we are informed that NASA has found substantial quantities of water on the Moon.

This must be one of the most significant scientific discoveries of all of human history, yet it appears below an item on free-to-air sports coverage and just before the final summary.

What in the world has gone wrong with BBC News’s editorial priorities?

Ageing Guardian

The Guardian’s Steve Bell has a very strange cartoon in today’s edition. 

It depicts Mervyn King and Alistair Darling shaking bottles of Pepsi-cola over a grave marked “The British Economy RIP”.   Darling is saying: “Where am I? What are we doing?”, while King is singing: “Come Alive! Come Alive!”

Come alive! was a successful advertising slogan for Pepsi.  But they stopped using it as long ago as 1967. 

So what are we to conclude when the Guardian’s cartoonist makes an arch reference that will be understood only by people well over the age of 50?  Something about the age profile of the paper’s readership?

Bank to the future

I was nostalgically pleased to read in today’s Sunday Telegraph that the name of Williams & Glyn’s Bank may be resurrected as a consequence of the Government’s decision to break up the Royal Bank of Scotland.

Although I never banked there, I always had a soft spot for Williams & Glyn’s, principally because the name (a) had a ring of old-fashioned, long-established solidity and (b) sounded Welsh.  In fact, it was neither; the bank was established as a result of a merger in 1970 of Williams Deacon’s Bank and Glyn, Mills and Co, both of which had long been subsidiaries of RBS.  Williams & Glyn’s was primarily a north of England bank, though it did have branches in both Llandudno and Colwyn Bay, perhaps reflecting the long tradition of Lancastrian emigration to the North Wales coast. 

Many solicitors, however, may be somewhat less pleased to see the return of W&G; the bank gave its name to the leading case of Williams & Glyn’s Bank –v- Boland, relied on heavily by mortgagees in negligence actions against conveyancing practitioners.

Champagne of the people

Visited the Cadbury factory at Chirk today. 

I always enjoy industrial visits, and this was no exception.  The remarkable cleanliness of food processing, which I also witnessed recently at the Rachel’s Organic factory at Aberystwyth, never ceases to impress and is immensely reassuring.

The Chirk plant is Cadbury’s principal facility for the processing of cocoa beans, imported via Liverpool.  The beans are transformed into cocoa liquor and then taken for further processing into cocoa crumb at the company’s factory at Marlbrook, near Hereford.  The final stage of transformation into the iconic Dairy Milk still takes place at the famous Bournville plant.

I asked my hosts whether Britons’ consumption of chocolate had been hit by the recession.  They told me that the market was remarkably resilient and last year had been a record one for production at Chirk.

It seems that when people need cheering up, they indulge in a bar of chocolate.  And who can blame them?  Napoleon did much the same with champagne: “In victory we deserve it; in defeat we need it.”

You have to laugh

The leaks to the press of the purported details of Sir Christopher Kelly’s report are generating a mild degree of interest in Westminster, although it remains to be seen how accurate they are.

Good to see, however, that MPs’ sense of humour hasn’t been completely dulled by the revelations.

Last night, a whip was chivvying Members through the Aye lobby on the evening’s last vote.

“Come on,” he chided.  “Haven’t you any homes to go to?”

“We won’t have soon,” came the dry, unattributable reply.

AM for London

I was intrigued by this article in this evening’s Standard, reporting that French exiles in Britain are to be given the opportunity to elect their own member of the Assemblée Nationale in the 2012 national elections.

Actually, he or she will also be the member for Ireland, Scandinavia and the Baltic states, but since most by far of the individuals eligible to vote in that constituency live in the UK, he will effectively be “MP for Britain”.

Perhaps the French idea is something we Brits should consider emulating for our own general and devolved assembly elections.

Heaven knows, there are easily enough expat Welshmen and women living in London to form an Assembly constituency of their very own.

When to wear a poppy

PMQs today, and about half of the Government front bench, including the Prime Minister, are already wearing poppies.  Almost none of the Opposition are, however.

The question is: when should one start to wear a poppy?  There appears no hard and fast rule.

I usually defer wearing mine until 1 November, but, with the seemingly ceaseless flow of sombre news from Afghanistan, I think I may start a little earlier this year.

This blog will display the poppy until 11 November; do please click on it and follow the link to the Poppy Appeal website.

In (moderate) praise of Twitter

As regular readers will know, I was a late convert to Twitter.  For a considerable time, I could see no purpose in tweeting,  until some wise and less literal-minded individual than I pointed out that it was a useful vehicle for announcing blog posts: I didn’t have to restrict my messages slavishly to Twitter’s rubric that I was to record what I was actually doing at the time.

So I took it up and have been relatively pleased with the results; my blog hits have increased substantially and at the moment I have some 270 followers, or 270 individuals with whom I would otherwise never have communicated.

This afternoon, Lembit Öpik and I did an interview with the BBC’s Bethan James on the joys of tweeting.  We agreed that it was quite good fun, but not a heavyweight way of communicating.  We also agreed that it was probably a bit of a fad and would, sooner or later, disappear.

We could, of course, be entirely wrong.  It may be that Twitter is the future of digital communication: short, sharp bursts of mostly banal consciousness that briefly register and then vanish into the ether. 

However, I think we’re probably right.  The fact is that Twitter doesn’t pay; its operators are keeping their options open as to how to transform it into a money-making vehicle.  Lembit and I both agreed that if Twitter ever expected us to pay to use it, we’d probably give it up immediately.  It’s also hard to see how it could ever be adapted to carry advertising.

So Twitter may ultimately disappear altogether; I think it probably will. 

Until then, I’ll carry on using it.  But I’m still not a fan.

Privilege to be here

Hurrying back to my office through Westminster Hall  after buying a sandwich in the cafeteria this evening, I heard the sound of the organ rising up from the chapel of St Mary Undercroft, accompanying the voices of the Commons choir rehearsing the Hallelujah Chorus.

Two immediate emotions: what a beautiful place this is; and how quickly the year is passing.