To Er… is rather rude

A little earlier today, discharging what I consider  to be part of my duties as a reborn Twitterato,  I sent out a  tweet noting  that this is the anniversary of the 1992 general election, which Neil Kinnock managed to turn into a Labour defeat, contrary to what almost every pundit would have had us expect. 

It was a message I anticipated would attract a degree of dissention from the left, and so, indeed, it did.    Within seconds, I received a tweet from a gauchiste, not so subtly drawing my attention to the tremendously relevant fact  that the Tories hadn’t won outright in 2010, either. 

So far, so banal.  Ordinarily, I wouldn’t have bothered commenting, given that it was the sort of response that was wholly predictable.  It’s just part of life on Twitter.

However, what has prompted me to blog about the incident is the way that the leftist’s tweet was worded.  It commenced with the non-word “Er…”. 

Which made me think: this happens all the time.  Tweet after tweet on Twitter is prefixed with “Er…”.  Or sometimes “Um…”.  Or, from time to time, a conflation of the two: “Erm…”.  And almost invariably with those three little dots.

Why, I wondered, does this happen?  Given that Twitter rations you to 140 characters and thereby demands verbal economy, why waste two (or five, if you include the dots) on an apparently meaningless “Er…”?

So I decided to ask the tweeter why he’d started his tweet with “Er…”.  His reply was: “That was supposed to show my incredulity at your tweet.”

That didn’t really wash; what I had originally tweeted was: “Notable anniversary: 20 years since Kinnock snatched defeat from the jaws of victory in the 1992 general election.”  It wasn’t a statement to give rise to incredulity, being one of fact, though admittedly politically nuanced.

Having reflected on it, I have concluded that, far from being a waste of characters, the Twitter “Er…” is in fact  a highly effective way of showing contempt for the point of view the tweeter is seeking to contradict.  It conveys both a degree of hesitancy about intervening to correct what is clearly considered the opinion of an idiot and, simultaneously, the lofty superiority of someone who knows better.  One imagines the tweeter typing it with lip curled in a particularly supercilious sneer.

In short, it is the tweeter’s very economical way of conveying the same sentiment as the politician’s “with respect”; and it is, therefore, rather rude.

Er… at least, that’s what I think.

Learning about Samantha Brick

After my Lenten break, I’m back on Twitter.

I have to confess that I was a bit ambivalent about returning, especially since one of my best Twitter mates, @eilirjones, had decided to give it up altogether a week or so ago.

However, I have to say that I have been astonished and delighted by the warmth of the welcome I have received from my Twitter friends and followers.  I know very few of them personally, but it’s been like returning home to a very large, very vocal and very funny (in all senses) family.

So I’m delighted to be tweeting and to be tweeted again, if only for the joy of learning who Samantha Brick is.  Important stuff like that escapes you completely if you’re not plugged into Twitter.

Vulpine visit

Sitting at home in Rhos on Sea, I was surprised to see this visitor gazing languidly at me over my garden wall, entirely unfazed by my presence.

Rhos now has quite a large population of foxes, so it isn’t unusual to spot one; but this was easily the tamest I’ve seen.

I know they are supposed to be pests, but they really are the most beautiful creatures.

Return to Shivering Sands

Pirate radio station Radio Sutch on the Shiver...
Pirate radio station Radio Sutch on the Shivering Sands guntower; used with permission from Colin Dale Deutsch: Der Piratensender Radio Sutch auf Shivering Sands; mit Genehmigung von Colin Dale (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I have known my constituent Colin Dale for several years. 

Colin used to run an antique shop in Llandudno with his wife and they are still very much involved in the trade.  I hadn’t heard from him for a while, but yesterday he left a comment on one of my blog posts.  Clicking on the link to his website, I was astonished to discover that he had, in the 60s, been a DJ with the pirate radio station, Radio Sutch.

According to the Pirate Radio Hall of Fame:

On 24th May 1964 pop performer David “Screaming Lord” Sutch launched Britain’s third offshore radio station, named after himself. Radio Sutch was not a serious venture. The flamboyant singer hired the trawler Cornucopia. Bedecked with skull and crossbones flags, this small vessel put to sea with numerous pressmen there to record the scene. The newspapers lapped up the story and plastered pictures of Sutch all over the front pages, just as he had hoped.

It is thought unlikely that Sutch ever actually broadcast from the Cornucopia. DJ Colin Dale has told The Pirate Radio Hall Of Fame that the vessel was only used for publicity purposes. The equipment, such as it was, was soon transferred to a disused war-time anti-aircraft fort complex in the Thames estuary, Shivering Sands.

Radio Sutch commenced transmissions with a power of less than 1 kilowatt on an announced wavelength of 197 metres (in fact 195 metres, 1542 kilohertz). The first record on the station was Sutch’s own Jack the Ripper.

One of a chain of anti-aircraft forts built in the estuary during the Second World War, Shivering Sands was old, rusty and dangerous but considerably more stable than a 70 foot trawler like the Cornucopia. The disc-jockeys consisted of Sutch himself, his band-mates and their associates, his manager Reg Calvert, members of Calvert’s family and a couple of engineers trying desperately to keep the shambles on the air.

Colin has set up a fascinating website, which I strongly urge readers to visit.  Apart from a tremendous collection of photos and press cuttings, it contains a recreation of a Radio Sutch broadcast, hosted by Colin himself. 

It’s almost as good as paying a personal visit to Shivering Sands.

Exempt information

 

An early morning, insomnia-induced, trawl through the published minutes of Conwy County Borough Council relating to Colwyn Bay’s Victoria Pier has provided interesting reading. 

I have no doubt, however,  that the exercise would have proven considerably more illuminating had the material not been so lavishly “restricted” (i.e. censored) by the council pursuant to  paragraph 14 of Part 4 of Schedule 12A of the Local Government Act 1972.

The 1972 Act provides, in essence, that the public and press may be excluded from council meetings whenever it is likely, in view of the nature of the business to be transacted or the nature of the proceedings, that “exempt information” will be disclosed.  Paragraph 14 provides that among the categories of information that may be “exempt” is:

information relating to the financial or business affairs of any particular person (including the authority holding that information).

Given that Conwy has invoked paragraph 14 in connection with most of its deliberations relating to the pier, we can only guess what transpired during many of the ten full council, cabinet and committee meetings at which the issue was discussed.

However, the minutes of the special meeting of the full council held on 8 June, 2011, record the following (edited, with my italics):

“The Leader presented a report in relation to the current position of Colwyn Bay Pier and the options available to the Council…

“Following a request at Cabinet on 24 May 2011, additional information in relation to costings and risk assessments were presented to Council.

“Members discussed the options available in great detail and agreed to endorse Option 3 (seek to acquire freehold).

“Concern was raised with regard to the Council’s Capital Programme and the need to provide opportunities for other areas of the County Borough, other than the Baylife+ Regeneration Area.  It was therefore agreed that the restoration of the Pier should only be funded through external grants.

“RESOLVED-

“(a)        That Option 3 (seek to acquire freehold) of the report be approved…

 “(e)       That the Council expects the renovation of Colwyn Bay Pier to be funded from external grants and does not therefore anticipate any call on the Council’s capital programme for that purpose.

In retrospect, given the events of this week, the expectation recorded in sub-paragraph (e) would appear to have been somewhat over-optimistic, not to say cavalier.  It calls further into question the wisdom of completing the purchase of the freehold without confirmation of grant funding.

On 15 November, 2011, the council cabinet met to consider a report on the progress being made in preparing detailed proposals and funding applications for the restoration and development of the pier.  The minutes record (again edited, with my italics):

“Members considered the risks to the Council once the Pier had been acquired and the contingency plans if the proposals failed.

“The Business Plan and Profit and Loss Projections were discussed in detail and it was felt by some Members that the Business Plan was over ambitious and the following concerns were highlighted:

“Income in relation to the footfall particularly in relation to the catering and bar functions

“Expenditure in relation to Staffing Costs…

“There was also concern in relation to the reputational risk to the Council, and in response the Chief Executive provided Members with details of the key trigger points and the phased programme of action options that could be progressed based on the degree of funding success.  The Chief Executive confirmed that final approval [of the Business Plan] would be dependent on all funding packages being in place.

“Members acknowledged that the Business Plan was the basis for the proposals and that more detailed plans would be required if HLF supported the initial application.”

Indeed, it would appear that the proposals reflected in the business plan were considered so over-ambitious that two senior councillors, Philip Evans and Graham Rees, voted against the resolution approved by the cabinet that they “form the basis of partnership grant applications, led by Conwy County Borough Council to the Heritage Lottery Fund, Convergence and others so as to realise these proposals”.  It must also be wondered why it was apparently considered unnecessary to work up more detailed plans before submitting the bid to the HLF.

I have previously expressed my concern that the council’s discussions on such an important issue were conducted in private, without scrutiny by public or press.  The above extracts from the restricted minutes, I feel, justify that concern.

Certainly, given that the pier has now been acquired, the issue of commercial sensitivity would appear no longer relevant, and it would be appropriate for the council to publish in full the minutes of the meeting of 8 June, 2011, and the background documents considered.  People have a right to know why the council made the decision it did, and what led it to “expect the renovation of Colwyn Bay Pier to be funded from external grants” and not to “anticipate any call on the Council’s capital programme for that purpose”.

Before the HLF funding bid is resubmitted, it will be highly desirable to obtain a strong degree of input from the public.  The publication of the minutes and the background documents will be invaluable for such purpose and to inform the debate that I believe is essential.  I have no doubt that it will also prove helpful to Shore Thing and the council itself.

Finally, a new council will be elected on 3 May.  Given the experience over the pier, electors will very probably consider that they have a right to a significantly improved level of transparency.  I do hope that the new councillors will ensure that that is what is provided.

Resuming normal service

Whilst I have thoroughly enjoyed blogging today, the exercise has served as a reminder of the level of commitment required to do so on a daily basis.  It would, to be frank, be impossible for me to maintain that commitment during Parliamentary term; there simply wouldn’t be enough time.

Blogging has also made me appreciate the value of Twitter, a communication medium I once spurned.  Twitter has the enormous advantages of brevity and immediacy.  It enables you to react swiftly to events and get your message out to people who want to read it.  To a politician, it is invaluable. 

As my followers will know, I have given up Twitter, along with alcohol, for Lent.  I have actually missed Twitter much more than wine, although my abstinence from tweeting has restored some valued stillness to my life.  Nevertheless, I could have done with it this week, what with the big local news of the failed lottery bid for the pier and the wreck of the Carrier.

Lent ends at midnight tomorrow.  By then, I will have maintained Twitter silence and rested my liver for 47 days.  Easter Sunday will see normal service resumed, with judicious tweeting and moderate imbibing. 

But, I must assure you, no over-indulgence in either.

Pride of North Wales

The Easter break also gives me the opportunity to blog my appreciation of the actions of the emergency services in dealing with the wreck of the MV Carrier at Raynes jetty, Llanddulas.

The rescue of the seven crew members, in the appallingly foul weather of the night of 3-4 April, was nothing short of astonishing.  The seamen, all Polish, were successfully winched off the ship by helicopters from RAF Leconfield and RNAS Prestwick.   Also involved in the operation were the Llandudno and Rhyl lifeboats, HM Coastguard, North Wales Police and North Wales Fire and Rescue. 

Remarkably, not one of the crew or the rescuers was injured.  It was a textbook operation, properly praised by the Prime Minister when he visited Llandudno yesterday.

Since the events of that night, arrangements have been made for removal of the ship’s fuel, which it was feared might significantly pollute the coast.  The contract provides that the pumping vehicles must be stationed on the cycle path above the wreck, ensuring that the A55 remains open throughout the bank holiday weekend.  When the vessel has been emptied of fuel, attempts will be made to refloat her.

I have discussed the incident with my colleague Mike Penning MP, the shipping minister, and have also had daily briefings from Gold command.  I have been enormously impressed by the quiet efficiency shown by the senior police officers in charge of managing the incident.

The conduct of all the emergency services on Tuesday night, and since, has been wholly exemplary.  We in North Wales should be thoroughly proud of them.