Category Archives: Nick Clegg

Scattering Chaff

Rather a lame performance by new Lib Dem leader, Nick Clegg, on the Today programme this morning. Jim Naughtie had to ask him several times whether the party would vote for a referendum on the EU reform treaty before Clegg ultimately admitted that they wouldn’t.

Instead, Clegg repeated the usual Lib Dem waffle about wanting a referendum on Britain’s continued membership of the EU. That, of course, isn’t on the agenda as Clegg knows full well. Banging on about it is no more than a diversionary tactic that fools nobody.

The Lib Dem position, as usual, is deeply unprincipled. It is generally agreed by respected commentators, including two committees of the House, that the treaty is to all intents and purposes identical to the abandoned constitution. All the major parties in the House promised a referendum on the constitution in their election manifestos. Now only the Conservatives are willing to stand by their pre-election pledge.

No doubt the electorate will remember that when they cast their votes next time around.

Learning Ming’s Lesson

First outing at PMQs today for the new Lib Dem leader, Nick Clegg. It was a hesitant, but competent, effort.

Clegg has decided to eschew the traditional Lib Dem leader’s seat immediately below the gangway, preferring instead to sit three seats along on the front bench.

Some have speculated that this is because Clegg wishes to surround himself with friends, but my suspicion is that he is simply anxious to avoid the fate that befell Ming Campbell at the hands of the incomparable Eric Forth, late Tory member for Bromley and Chislehurst.

On a celebrated occasion in March, 2006, Ming rose to his feet and began a question to Tony Blair on the giving of “accurate and complete information about pensions”.

No sooner had the word “pensions” left Ming’s lips than Eric interjected, “Declare your interest!”

The entire House fell about for what seemed an eternity, leaving poor Ming blinking helplessly amid the laughter. It was probably this single incident that bestowed on him a reputation for elderly feebleness, from which he never recovered.

Nick Robinson subsequently congratulated Eric on his comic timing and was let in on the secret:

“It was easy, he told me. Ming’s speaking notes were written in huge block capitals which were easy to read from Eric’s place one row behind him.”

Eric, sadly, is no longer with us, but it seems that Clegg has learned the lesson of the episode and is not disposed to take any chances.

Kiss of Death

Early setback for Nick Clegg’s leadership bid. On my way through the lobby after PMQs, I spotted him in deep discussion with Lembit Opik.

Learn the lessons of history, Nick!