Category Archives: Jobsworths

Big Brother Watch

Those of my readers who are concerned about the ever-advancing power of the state and its agencies (and there are, I can assure you, quite a few) could do worse than bookmark the Big Brother Watch website.

Big Brother Watch’s mission statement is as follows:

Big Brother Watch fights injustice and campaigns to protect our civil liberties and personal freedoms.

The British state has accumulated unprecedented power and the instinct of politicians and bureaucrats is to expand their power base even further into areas unknown in peace time.

Big Brother Watch campaigns to re-establish the balance of power between the state and individuals and families.

We look for the sly, slow seizure of control by the state – of power, of information and of our lives.

We advocate the return of our liberties and freedoms and look to ordinary people to join our cause. 

Regular readers will know that  this blog has long railed against the apparently unbridled proliferation of CCTV cameras, the heavy-handed actions of officious jobsworths, the insidious expansion of the national DNA database and, of course, the unstoppable rise of the healthansafety  industry.

I am therefore delighted at the formation of an organisation dedicated to exposing and countering these sinister and essentially New Labour trends in our society and am equally delighted to add a link to its website.

Short of a picnic

The Telegraph today carries a story so breathtakingly outlandish that at first I doubted it could be true.

It concerns a Mr Frank Hughes, who runs a small scaffolding company in Bootle, Merseyside. Some weeks ago, Mr Hughes received a letter from Liverpool City Council’s environmental waste department, asking him to declare the waste he produced. Not surprisingly, given the nature of his business, Mr Hughes replied that he didn’t produce any.

Some time later, a council inspector called. Mr Hughes takes up the story:

“There was no warning, he just bounded in and demanded to inspect our waste.

“He accused us of lying and said there are dire consequences for trying to avoid having a proper licence.”

Mr Hughes claimed the official was simply looking for reasons to charge him, rather than conceding that he was acting within the law.

He said: “I remembered that my wife had made me cheese sandwiches that day so I produced the cling film and said, ‘the only waste here comes from my sarnie wrappers’.

“But he jumped on that saying, ‘Well that’s waste!’ He also asked if we drank tea and when I said ‘yes’ he told me that tea bags were also classed as waste.

“It was laughable really, I thought he was joking. We take the wrappers and bags back home with us at night.

“But he said we should pay for a licence and save them up for a week and then call them for collection. I showed him the door and he said we’d be getting a £300 fine.”

Asked for a comment, a Liverpool City Council spokesman said that it was “only following the rules laid down by Whitehall”.

He continued:

“He needs to set up a Trade Waste Agreement for someone to take away his rubbish.

“We’re trying to work with Mr Hughes to avoid him having to pay a fine. This is national legislation – all we’re doing is enforcing it.”

Actually, that was the wrong answer. The right answer would have been:

“We deeply regret, and unreservedly apologise for, the oppressive approach adopted by the officious jobsworth we sent to Mr Hughes’s premises.

“The official in question has been sent on an attitude adjustment course and will never be allowed to darken Mr Hughes’s door again.”

Too much to ask for, of course.