Monthly Archives: September 2009

Clegg can do better

I am rather disappointed in Nick Clegg, who has always come across as a courteous, mannerly politician.  Apparently, at the Lib Dem conference later today, Mr Clegg intends to call David Cameron a “phoney” and a “conman”.

Whilst understanding that many members of Mr Clegg’s parliamentary party are most at risk from Conservative challengers – a matter that must be causing him considerable concern – I think it unlikely that voters will respond positively to a political message founded on personal abuse.  Mr Clegg can do much better than that.

Harriet attacks lax sex tax

harriet-harmanFresh from her triumph in excluding Britain’s first female Prime Minister from a list of “women in power”, Equalities Tsarina Harriet Harman has decided to take on Britain’s booming lap dancing sector. 

Speaking at “a meeting on the sex industry and business” (yes, honestly), Harman declared her intention to press the Treasury to disallow the cost of nights out at lap dancing clubs as business expenditure.  Apparently, some companies are in the habit of entertaining clients at such establishments and are successfully clawing back corporation tax and VAT from the Revenue.

Harman’s principal objection to the practice is that it “excludes women in the workplace”, on the basis, presumably, that lap dancing clubs offer few obvious attractions for most female employees.  Secondly, however, it is:

“also part of a larger industry of exploitation of women and selling sex, so we have to look at it in both respects.”

Oh yes, of course.

Perhaps Harman should also spend some time reflecting on her own Government’s role in the matter, given that it was its notorious Licensing Act of 2003 that designated the squalid places as “leisure establishments”, rather than near-brothels, as well as providing for the 24-hour drinking culture that has done so much to promote temperance and public order.

The consequence of that landmark piece of Labour legislation is that central parts of the great cities of this country are now poorly regulated versions of Hamburg’s Reeperbahn, rather than places of resort for decent people.

Caesar’s wife

The Daily Mail reports this morning that the Attorney General, Baroness Scotland, has allegedly been employing Loloahi Tapui, an illegal immigrant from Tonga, as a servant at her home in London.

Lady Scotland says that she was unaware of Ms Tapui’s illegal status – which I am entirely sure is the case – and has fired her immediately.

However, the matter cannot be allowed to rest there.  A few months ago, a constituent of mine was fined £5,000 for employing an illegal worker, notwithstanding that the man’s papers were, on their face, entirely in order.  His ignorance of his emplyee’s true legal status was no defence.  I am sure that most other Members of Parliament have similar tales to tell.

As Attorney General, Lady Scotland is the Government’s principal legal adviser.  It is consequently a matter of considerable public concern that there should be no doubt whatever as to the legality of any of her actions. 

Lady Scotland should therefore ask for immediate inquiries to be made into her own conduct and give serious consideration as to whether, until those inquiries have been completed, she can properly continue to act in her important office.

Can’t be bothered

Michael Meacher has posted on his blog, under the headline Labour is not finished, even if New Labour is, a piece that commences:

There’s so much defeatism around.

Unfortunately, that’s where it also ends. 

Lucky numbers

lottery ballsThe Bulgarian sports minister has ordered an inquiry after the same six numbers – 4, 15, 23, 24, 35 and 42 – were drawn in consecutive rounds of the national lottery.

The BBC news website reports:

 A mathematician said the chance of the same six numbers coming up twice in a row was one in four million. But he said coincidences do happen.

Exactly; and, of course, the whole basis of a lottery is coincidence: the coincidence that your ticket bears the same numbers as those drawn in the lottery.

Mathematically, the odds against the same numbers being drawn on a second occasion are precisely the same as those against any other numbers being drawn, i.e., astronomically high.  So why do we humans express surprise when the same sequence – or, indeed, any particular sequence – is drawn?   And would we express similar surprise if the numbers drawn were 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6, rather than 4, 15, 23, 24, 35 and 42?

What would you call Gordon Brown?

Gordon BrownWeek after week at PMQs this summer, Gordon Brown chose as his line of attack against the Tories the accusation that David Cameron intended to cut public spending by ten per cent.  Indeed, he wittily dubbed Cameron “Mr Ten Per Cent”, admittedly not to  huge levels of hilarity.  It’s the way he tells ‘em.

Today, at a press conference in London, Mr Cameron highlighted revelations contained in a leaked document which indicate that as long ago as last June, when Mr Brown was employing the witticism, he had received advice from Treasury officials that there would have to be a cut of 9.3 per cent in departmental budgets over the four years from 2010 if the Government’s own plan to halve the buget deficit were to be realised.

In the circumstances, the following exchange at PMQs on 1 July may require some explanation from the Prime Minster:

Mr. David Cameron (Witney) (Con):  I want to turn to total spending. Does the Prime Minister accept that his own figures show that once the Treasury’s forecast for inflation is taken into account, total spending will be cut after 2011?

The Prime Minister: No, total spending will continue to rise, and it will be a zero per cent. rise in 2013–14.

I understand that, at today’s press conference, Mr Cameron stopped short of calling Mr Brown a liar.

Won’t save Brown’s bacon

Gordon Brown has told the TUC that Labour will: “cut costs, cut inefficiencies, cut unnecessary programmes and cut lower priority budgets.”

All well and good, but the next questions he must answer are:

  • Why have inefficiencies been tolerated to date?
  • Why have unnecessary programmes been put in place at all?
  • Which budgets does he deem to be of lower priority?

The speech amounts, essentially, to an admission of Government waste.  It further acknowledges that the Conservatives were right all along on the need for spending cuts.  Yet further, it will undoubtedly antagonise the unions and put political funding in peril.

I can’t think it will save his bacon.

Using the c-word won’t help

gordon_brownGordon Brown will today use the c-word for the first time in public.

Speaking to the TUC in Liverpool, the Prime Minister will admit that Labour’s aim of reducing the budgetary deficit within four years cannot be achieved solely through efficiency savings and asset sales.  There will also have to be cuts.

Labour strategists recognise that the Prime Minister’s hitherto stubborn refusal to speak of reductions in public spending is causing further damage to the party’s credibility; voters have accepted for some time that spending cuts are not only  inevitable but desirable, and a poll in today’s Times suggests that they trust the Conservatives more than Labour to deliver those cuts in such a way as not to damage public services.

 Labour therefore urgently need to play catch-up and Brown’s acknowledgment, in the particularly hostile arena of the TUC, that cuts are necessary will amount to a deck-clearing exercise, allowing the argument to move on to priorities and away from dogma.  The speech will be so symbolically important that its precise wording was still being worked on last night.

Peter Mandelson, in the meantime, was yesterday preparing the way for Brown’s epiphany in a speech of his own at the LSE.  Addressing the Progress campaign group, Mandelson sought to reposition Labour as a party of “insurgents, not incumbents”, committed to the reform of public services through carefully targeted spending:

Our 1997 manifesto described the New Labour approach as being “wise spenders, not big spenders”. This is and remains a core New Labour principle. We do not believe that we should try to solve problems simply by throwing money at them. We need to be: “effective state” social democrats, not “big state” social democrats.

Mandelson’s difficulty, however, is that such an assertion is wholly belied by  the experience of twelve years of Labour in power, which have seen state spending mushroom to fifty per cent of GDP.  Labour’s approach to problems and non-problems alike has indeed been to throw money at them; voters simply won’t believe Mandelson when he declares that the party that fed and nurtured the bloated state for over a decade is now austerely wedded to the principle of delivering the most bang for the buck.

It’s far too late for such a conversion, as Gordon Brown, too, will discover once he has finally brought himself to utter the c-word in Liverpool later today.

Mandelson skewered

The internet is a wonderful thing; it enables me to discover that in my absence in foreign parts, Nick Robinson skewered Lord Mandelson on this morning’s Today programme.

Apparently Mandelson – who is busy masterminding Labour’s “efficiency savings” – denied that Gordon Brown had ever used the words “Tory cuts versus Labour investment”.  Robinson had the Hansard record and quoted it to Mandelson.  I would love to have heard Mandelson’s reaction; I must try to find it on iPlayer later on.

I am astonished, however, that Mandelson tried to make the denial at all.  It has become such a well-worn theme of Gordon’s – I have myself been banging on about it for weeks – that it’s pretty insulting to the competence of the BBC’s highly competent political editor to deny that the words were ever spoken.

Still silence from Plaid

Saddo that I am, I couldn’t resist breaking into the first day of my holiday to see if Plaid Cymru’s press officers had put any more of the conference speeches up on their website.

I was disappointed; still nothing at 10.30 BST. 

I was intrigued, however, to see that the outgoing deputy Chief Constable of North Wales Police, Clive Wolfendale, was scheduled to speak.  I wonder what he said?

Brown: still stuck in the old politics

Gordon-BrownIn a particularly intelligent article in today’s Telegraph, Frank Field declares that the forthcoming general election will be wholly different from all other post-war elections, in that the parties will be judged on their proposals to cut the public deficit, and not on how they plan to “bribe voters with their own money”.

Pointing out that the recession has destroyed five per cent of our national wealth, Field observes that, even when the economy is growing again, there will be a monstrous gap of £80 billion between revenue and expenditure by 2013. 

So the rules of the game have changed, says Field:

Here is the basis of the next decade’s politics. Whoever wins the election will have to plan to hand over an increasing share of our national wealth, first to meet interest payments, and then to repay the debt itself. These transfer payments will cut our country’s living standards.

Hence the importance of spelling out the nature of those public expenditure cuts. The sooner they start, the lower the long-term interest rates, and the smaller the amount of our future income that will have to be impounded for debt repayment.

Field’s analysis is correct; furthermore, evidence of growing public support for expenditure cuts appears in today’s Times, which carries details of a YouGov poll’s findings that, by a majority of almost three to one, voters support cuts in public spending, rather than increased taxation, as the preferred means to address the deficit.

Alistair Darling, too, understands  that the rules have changed; in his speech in Cardiff this week, the Chancellor confirmed that his pre-Budget report will contain measures to reduce the deficit and went on to say:

Public spending is not a goal in itself.  What matters is the results, what you get with your money – and how they help people meet their aspirations and ease their concerns.

The first priority has to be to look for areas where we can achieve greater efficiency. Some seem in a hurry to cut services. We are focussing on cutting costs.

So what the electorate will wish to know in the approach to the next election will be: how do the two principal parties propose to cut the deficit and restore budgetary rectitude?  David Cameron and George Osborne know that;  Alistair Darling has shown that he now gets it, too.

Sadly, however, Gordon Brown still doesn’t get it; in his speech to the TUC on Tuesday, the Prime Minister is likely to repeat the familiar fiction that yet further “investment” – his favoured euphemism for borrowing – is the only way to ride out the recession.

In doing so, the Prime Minister will demonstrate beyond doubt that he is still in the old business of seeking to bribe voters with money the country hasn’t got.  But voters, if the YouGov poll is anything to go by, have decisively rejected that approach. 

They, also, understand the new politics; Gordon Brown doesn’t.

Plaid’s press blackout

Shame on the Plaid Cymru press department; visiting its website in an attempt to read the conference speeches (on the “know your enemy” principle), I am disappointed to find only the opening address from my friend Phil Edwards, local councillor in Rhos on Sea and Parliamentary hopeful for Aberconwy.

No offence to Phil, who I like a lot, despite my earnest desire that he is comprehensively beaten by Guto Bebb next May, but I am really more interested in finding out what the likes of Assembly leader Wyn Jones and “firebrand” MP Adam Price have to say.  But there’s nothing.  What have the press officers been up to all weekend?

Nevertheless, we glean from the BBC Wales News website that Adam engaged in a vitriolic bout of Tory-bashing, which must be good news, in that it confirms his party’s increasingly left-wing stance and the fact that we are now regarded as Plaid’s principal opponents in Wales.

Dafydd Iwan, who is Plaid’s president, helpfully declared his desire (shared by Adam) for independence for Wales.  Would that Mr Ieuan Wyn Jones were so forthcoming.

Doing something normal for a change

Crafnant

I don’t know what, if anything, has happened in the world of politics today and, for once, I don’t care.

Sara and I took the dog for a walk around Llyn Crafnant on what must surely be the best day of the summer.  It was absolutely wonderful and if anyone can tell me of a finer place than North Wales on such a day, I’d love to hear it.  But I wouldn’t believe it.

Playing Plaid at home

The Western Mail informs us that “firebrand” MP Adam Price is to deliver a “scathing attack” on the Conservatives at Plaid Cymru’s annual conference, in which he will say:

“The future political battle in Wales will be between Plaid in Wales and the Tories in London.” 

Given that the Tories topped the poll at the last set of national elections in Wales and Plaid Cymru could only finish third, he will probably find that the battle is in fact  a lot closer to home.

Memo to David Babbs

To ensure that Mr David Babbs is kept fully apprised of my movements during the recess (as is only proper), I feel obliged to report the start of my annual leave tomorrow.  I will be on holiday until 22 September, so blogging will probably be light, if not non-existent.

Readers will be interested to hear that, as a consequence of Mr Babbs’s campaign to get MPs to disclose what they are doing  during the recess, I have to date received an e-mailed enquiry from just one individual, to whom I sent a link to this blog, which appears to have satisfied him.

Mr Babbs’s latest initiative is  a campaign to save the BBC; I am sure that the Corporation will be immensely grateful to find itself  the beneficiary of such heavyweight support.